coocheese

The curd like substance that forms inside a coochie

I went down on that chick and she had all kinds of coocheese

by casprika April 5, 2015

Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

by Muliticus May 30, 2019

poochieness

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

Poochesha

stupid ugly skanky paris wannabe with a designer purse dog. Talks baby talk and tries to take her ugly, inbred, overpriced, petstore mutt everywhere.

Look at that poochesha with that gagly poo-mutt and the tacky clothes.

by designermuttssuck December 14, 2008

The Poochies

The collective title used by the King and Queen Poochie. There are only two and are above all doggos, puppers and pooch’s.

‘Here comes the King and Queen Poochie. All hail The Poochies! They are so magnificent and splendid. Way above us meagre doggo’s and pooch’s!’

by Queen Poochie March 16, 2019

Poochette

A close, female friend.

I'm going shopping with my favorite poochette today!

by BlondieUT November 12, 2005

porchegese breakfeast

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007