procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

by procastinater December 23, 2011

Podcastee

A person who listens to podcasts.

The podcaster thanked all of the podcastees for listening.

by Grant Cosper January 21, 2008

Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

by propart June 8, 2009

The Official Podcast

I’m The worlds best podcast, full of mastabotory stories, hilarious one liners, incredible commentary on new and trending topics and filled to the brim with hilarious content

The four host Charlie, Jackson, Andrew, and kaya give the world the podcast we need but not the one we deserve with amazing guests such as jacksepticeye, pewdiepie, Idubbz, James Allen mcune, Keemstar, and how could you forget about the person who started it all Alex from I hate Everything.

With over 100 episodes The Official Podcast is a phenomenal experience from beginning to end

Charlie’s mom: honey Crit1kills new podcast just came out it’s called The Official Podcast

Charlie’s dad: ain’t that some shit

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong August 1, 2018

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007