Poofie

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)

*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"

by Khabib April 29, 2014

Poofie

When you send a friend a picture of you taking a poo

Attachment: photo

Person one: STOP SENDING ME POOFIES

by dyl_needham August 8, 2021

Poofie

The name for a girls unshaved Va Jay Jay.

"Hey, can you shave your poofie before we have sex, it's too prinkly!"

by Shandel7 February 19, 2009

Poofie

A selfie taken while on the toilet.

Main rule is you must make it known you're on the toilet having a poo

Here is my morning Poofie!!

by TonyPony October 8, 2014

Poofie

What comes out of Gomez's ass.

Holy shit i think Chris just poofied!

by Matt G November 16, 2003

Poofie

Any selfie taken whilst mounted upon the porcelain throne.

Adam's poofie game is so strong, I can almost smell it.

by DiamondDan June 27, 2016

Poofie

A word you create because your loosing scrabble

Person One: Got any words or is it a pass?
Person Two: uhh... poofie!
Person One: what?
Person Two: yeah look it up
Person One: ok...?
Person Two: *looks up definition and finds this*
Person Two: fine. I’ll let it slide

by Doja Cow December 25, 2020