pong

something or someone behaving in a stupid manner

'You are such a pong, you didn't know that!'

pong by Ami Misra June 13, 2008

Pong

A video game released in 1972 by Atari before it was Atari. Often mistaken as the first video game ever made (that was Tennis For Two). Also mistaken (less often) as the first arcade game (that one was Computer Space).

Pong is old

Pong by Avagantamos January 1, 2012

pong

A verb meaning to beat someone in the testicles with a plank of wood from a picket fence.

Shut up or i'll pong you good!

pong by Zoronocool March 14, 2004

Pong

the art of slapping your penis against two women's vaginas who are standing a foot apart, facing each other. If a miss occurs, then you have to pump in her vagina five times.

I played Pong with those two girls I brought home from the club last night for hours!

Pong by maceguy956 October 6, 2012

pong

1. noun. game played on atari... one of the first games ever.
2.verb. to get an apple (preferably a red one though green ones work too) whipped at your nuts at more than 55 mph.

(definition 2 was created in per. 4 lunch at my school. jake and zak were throwing an apple back and forth and then gabe stood up and rafial stole the apple and threw it as hard as he could. it proceeded to hit gabe right in the nuts. mike fell on the floor laughing... from that day forth... pong was invented.)

1. "when i was your age i didnt play gta 3... i played PONG!" said dad.

2."why are you here?" asked the nurse. "i got ponged" retorted mike as he gell to the ground wincing in pane.

pong by killerinstinct456 July 17, 2006

Pong

A prehistoric video game for the Atari Computer System in which the player held a paddle with a wheel, and one single button. The goal was to get the pong ball past the opponent's paddle. One of the simplest of all video games, but, still had the potential to piss the player off more than you will ever imagine unless you pick up the controller and try it for yourself.

"Hey dude, I got out my Atari do you want to play some pong?"

"Nah, too hard man.. that son of a bitch always beats me, I never win."

Pong by Pudspitjr October 24, 2008

pong

The greatest game ever made.

Dude, 8 bit Pong rules!

pong by gx3n0 March 22, 2003