Powderitis

A condition caused by going back to your boring hometown after a sick day of skiing or snowboarding in deep powder. Also referred to as post-skiing depression. May last for weeks if your hometown is particularly boring or lacking snow.

After going home to Kansas I had powderitis for a week!

by kladfjgdkaflgjakdfljgv March 8, 2011

Pandertisement

Especially common with modern society's "victim culture" ; An advertisement that subtlety throws in injustices from the past or in line with a certain political agenda, having nothing to do with the reality of modern day, in order to sell more of their advertised products to people of a certain background or race.

Person 1: Hey what did you think about that recent Gillette ad ?
Person 2: Yea man that shit was a total Pandertisement.

by BongKusher69420 September 1, 2019

ponderific element

Usually one word that means a bigger thing. Mainly used to summarize and when you don't want to explain something they know. Often leaves the other in a daze of ponder.

Stoner Nick: Dude, last night was crazy.
Jack: Yea man, I'm so friggin tired.
Nick: why?
Jack: Are you serious? Am I going to have to make this a ponderific element for you?
Nick: Ummm, whatever
Jack: one question, When did we leave last night...?{leaves}
Nick: {ponders}...oh... I knew that.

by . May 25, 2006

ponderleistic

when one gets stoned and ponders only realistic ideals

a bro im so high im on some ponderleistic shit

by craziecee April 9, 2017

Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

ponderific

when u b ponderin n shit but its terrific

lowk bruh when i was on the toilet i was thinkin abt sum baddies n shi was ponderific

by metalfacemicah October 29, 2023