Ponder 

A mouthbreather who is also a handsome tall young guy

Person 1- Look at Ponder over there

Person 2 - what’s a ponder?
Person 1 - a tall handsome guy who’s dumb and hard to talk to because of it

Ponder by Pimp me April 2, 2021

Ponder 

1.to think about something important

2.to get out of an awkward conversation

1.I ponder if wonder means the same thing as ponder.

2.I gotta go ponder about this for a bit...um...SEEYA!

Ponder by THE Crazy Lunatic November 2, 2005

Ponder 

The king of pot-heads.

A man that stays high in any circumstance and cruises through life effortlessly.

Balthazaar- " Man I can smoke more than anyone. I can smoke ten blunts in a day!"

Keeshawn- "Hell naw playa, I know a dude that gots you beat. He can smoke an ounce an hour... That dude is the real Ponder."

Ponder by THEponder March 12, 2010

Ponder 

Basically, a word used to describe a walk, not to any specific place. Normally through a crowded room or city centre, at lunch. The aim of a ponder; to take in the general banter of the surrounding people and to laugh at people when they do funny stuff, when they think no one is watching.

Lauren: Hey, lets go for a ponder.
Kym: yeah, sure.

Nicola: where were you at Lunch today?
Kym: We went for a ponder. (smiles to herself (bound to happen whilst pondering))
Nicola:i completely understand.

Ponder by AnthonyHorowitz'zfan May 9, 2013

Ponder 

1:To think
2:MY SURNAME

1: to go ponder about how the world begun

Ponder by PONDER_123_British May 27, 2015

Ponder 

Ponder: The inside of a blue waffle infected creampied vagina after being sexualy assaulted by a under age midget.

My boy from the WB shouldn't have Ponder that chick from Gonzales.

Ponder by Darkness 504 for life July 14, 2022

Ponder 

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.

I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT

Ponder by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023