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Bi-PolarBearManiac

Is definition for people who behave in a rude, hateful, selfish, crule, mean and conceaded way to the ones they they know and "love".
Person "A" is mentaly sane
Person "B" is Bi-PolarBearManiac
(THE MOOD AT THIS TIME IS RELAXED AND STRESSLESS)
"A" Hi honey, Im kinda hungry are you?
"B" Yeah,
"A" What sounds good?
"B" I dont know, what ever you want.
"A" OK, How about veggie soup and with sandwitch?
"B" Yeah that sounds good to me, Im starved!
"A" Cool, lunch in ten minutes.
(HALF AN HOUR LATER)
"B" Man Im full, that was good.
"A" Yes it was and your welcome, no problem.
"B" Im getting heartburn again, I dont know why you insist on feeding me all this junk all the time! I think you do it on perpus!
("A" IS THINKING WHAT?!! YOU SAID THAT SOUNDS GOOD, AND NOBODY MADE YOU EAT THAT SECOND HELPING!!)
"B" Nagg, Nagg, Nagg its all your fault!!!
"B" Where are my Tumms?
"A" I dont know?
("A" IS THINKING YOU HAD THEM LAST!!)
(NOW THE MOOD IS ANGRY, HATEFUL AND THINGS ARE GETTING SLAMMED AROUND AND SLITELY DAMAGED "A" IS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL BY LOOKING IN PLACES "B" HAS LEFT THEM)
"A" Here they are.
("A" IS THINKING "B" WOULD BE THANKFULL, BUT NO!! "B" RESPONDS BY SAYING.)
"B" NEXT TIME YOU BETTER NOT LOSE THEM!!!)
"A" WHAT!!
"B" You head me!! Ill- X&*O:@%**!!! your ass!!!
(NOW "A" FEELS LIKE THEY WERE JUST ATACTED BY A
BI-BOLARBEARMANIAC AND THAT IS UGLY!!! AND FOR WHAT MAKEING LUNCH FOR "B" WHO TOTALY AGREED WITH EVERYTHING "B" WAS ASKED.)
"A" Im going in the other room to get away form your yelling ass!
(LESS THAN 20 MINUTES LATER, "B" WALKS INTO THE ROOM AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED."A" IS THINKING NOW WHAT.. YOU UNGREATFUL PEICE O SHIT!)
"B" ('in the sweetest little way says...')
"B" What are you doin..???
"A" Just trying to bring my heart rate, blood preasure and stress level down!
"B" O. OK
(BY NOW THE MOOD HAS CALMED DOWN. "A" WANTS TO GO OFF ON "B" BUT KNOWS IN THE END ITS BETTER TO JUST KEEP THE PEACE.)
"B" I kind got a sweet tooth, What do we have thats sweet?
"A" Nothing.
"A" 'with a sweet little smile...'
by Keepin My Cool March 5, 2008
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polarbearing

The act of two large animals engaging in hugging, cuddling and snuggling
My wife and I went polarbearing last night and it was glorious
by osteotomy April 7, 2009
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polarbearboy8

by isaac September 16, 2003
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rusty polarbear

After participating in anal sex, shit on her chest, then follow through by coming on her chest and mix it up. after this, titty fuck her or just fuck her with this homemade lube.
Your mom and I had a rusty polarbear last night!
by youngschaf February 15, 2009
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Polarbear head

This is when someone receives a blow job and can feel the teeth and the cold hand(s) of the giver on his shaft.
I had a polarbear head last night, it ended up taking skin off my dick.
by K_Rol February 22, 2014
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polarbearing

Polar bearing is when you trick a person into making a decision involving a series or set of actions without them realizing it, then getting them to repeat that action over and over like a polar bear in captivity.
I really hate making copies so I'm polarbearing John's ass in accounting to take care of all that crap for me.
by bearhugger5000 January 5, 2012
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PolarBear

Mike is a Polarbear.
by Madmoneyxxl August 24, 2008
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