screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

polychromatic seventy

it's "waterproof"
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by DissolvedHelium August 21, 2022

sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Poochi

When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019

polozhani

to screw someone over who is totally defenseless

I was already struggling financially, then this guy screwed me over completely. I got totally polozhanied.

by dewdster October 30, 2019

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

Lick the pooch

A nice way of telling someone to fuck off or to go fuck them self.

Monica: You know that psyco bitch Pam?

Steven: Yeah?

Monica: She can go lick the pooch.

by steven922 July 19, 2012