Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

polarity

the quality or condition inherent in a body that exhibits oppossite properties or powers in opposite parts or directions

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

gay polarity

when 2 straight people do something gay it is said to cause an inbalance in the gay polarity and needs to be made right by counteracting it by doing a "straight" act

ahhh dude! our hands just touched... crap we need to reverse the gay polarity.. quick slap that girls ass and comment on her tits.

by mb199864534 July 15, 2010

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park

After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.

by Jezzy June 29, 2004

JPS (Jessel Polarity Syndrome)

A level of psychosis that causes a person to change from nice and polite to rude, manipulative and deceptive.

I noticed that Sally was showing signs of JPS when she offered to help me with my homework and then later denied me that help.

by Wendy Chan September 9, 2005

Policrit

A Policrit is a person that is highly critical of political figures and their policy. Policrits usually tend to gather in groups at parties and talk about editorials that they read.

That guy is such a policrit. He is always trying to get people to talk about politics with him, but everyone knows better. He never listens to what you have to say and the conversations go nowhere.

by GrippStick June 30, 2008