pole smoker

A dumbass whom serves no other purpose but to suck dick.

Usually your boss.

by ... January 17, 2004

Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs felacio on another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler and ass clown.

Sean Penn and all the French are pole smokers.

by Oogalie Boogalie April 15, 2003

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Pole smoker

1. The art of placing a male schlong in one's mouth and then performing oral pleasure on him.

2. A boss that has no idea on what is really going on at the pointy end, as they have spent all of the career shafting others to get to the the dizzy height they are currently at.

1. "Check out Crowy going for it, he is such a pole smoker"

2. Man our Superintendent is such a pole smoker

by gonadman April 5, 2007

Pole smoker

see george bush

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Pole Smoker

A male who enjoys putting large penises in his mouth and inhailing the jizm.

X0X0Beans or Cattleman

by UD January 28, 2003

Pole smoker

knob shiner

(see also, Keshun's sister)

by MFR January 12, 2004