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Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
by CongoJack July 3, 2017
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pole vault

A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.
Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?

Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!

Guy 1: Rockin'!!!
by suckaaaaaaaaa June 7, 2005
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pole vault

A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.
by suckaaaaaaaaa June 2, 2005
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Pole Vaulting

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007
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pole vault

A pre-ejaculatory maneuver performed during intercourse (generally when the female is 'riding' on top) that is used as an alternative form of contraception. The maneuver involves converting one's momentum into a strong pelvic thrust to toss the female off in order to avoid busting inside of her. This move is particularly useful with 'trappers' who intend to get pregnant without the conscent of the male participant
"I was about to bust, and the bitch wouldn't get off, so i gave that trapping-ass ho the pole vault!"
by mike shay April 22, 2008
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pole vault

one of the most dangerous sports in the world, can only be preformed by the most skilled athletes, niggas cant do this sport
guy: can you pole vault?
other guy: yeah i broke my back once
guy: what a bad ass
by MFBA September 30, 2011
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pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !
"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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