Dirty Polar Bear

Requires some preparation:

The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.

I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.

by Zmann966 September 11, 2011

#polarbearup

when your school refuses to close for any reason

It feels like -30 out and you don't feel safe going outside? well #polarbearup and get to class.....and don't forget your ada goggles

by northern bear January 27, 2014

alaskan polar bear

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

wow look its an alaskan polar bear

by bottomtothetopfromthegroundup December 19, 2010

Polar Bear Jerk Circ

Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air

Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.

Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.

by Domingo2011 May 11, 2010

polar bear shot

1 oz. Creme de Cacao & 1 oz. Creme de Menthe in a shot glass.
taste like peppermint patties! great way to get drunk, taste good and kicks in quick!

1 oz. Creme de Cacao & 1 oz. Creme de Menthe. polar bear shot is my fav!

by Patrick Joel January 13, 2009

Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.

Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously

by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013