poke war

A "war" on face book, in which one user "pokes" the other using the popular feature. Then they engage in a "war" by poking each other back and forth. Often used a mediocre substitute for flirting, leading to nothing at all.
Carlye will never win the poke war with me, but what she doesn't know if that I am just using this to flirt with her.
by _ _ _ _ November 04, 2007
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poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.
by pokewarsaremylife June 24, 2011
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poke war

when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff

jeff pokes rosa back

rosa immediately creams herself

this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
by niagrafalls January 31, 2010
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Poke War

Two Guy Friends who immediately become enemies after entering an intense "anything goes" battle to see who can sleep with an attractive female first.

"Poke" being used here as a term for casual sex.
Person: Why does it seem like Thomas and John suddenly hate each other?

Person 2: Oh they are in a Poke War for the new girl in the office.
by pooperscooperforeveryandever November 27, 2010
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Bro Poke War

Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.

Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
"Jim poked me - That motherfucker - This means war!-Bro Poke War"
by Don Fro May 17, 2010
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Poke War Grace Period

The two day period of time allotted between receiving a poke on Facebook, and returning said poke. Instilled in order to prevent sitting on Facebook for days.
Bill: "HAHA you haven't poked me back all day! I win!"

Andrew: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of the poke war grace period? I still have another day!"
by PokeMaster101 January 03, 2012
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