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I am The Attack Kazbuski. The spelling of my name may vary from region to region. However, that's not why I'm here. I was sent to tell you all the Tale of Plude. Plude was a righteous dude (righteous meaning he was the embodiment of the 'ch' sound in the word), and he was the height of ridiculosity. I could not fathom the ridiculosity to that degree, so I had to become even more ridiculous to battle him. Then I transformed his 'dude-hood' into 'plude-hood,' making everything he was, did, said, or thought, into the realm of plude. It's difficult because you can't learn the Plude-ship, you only know it. And most who practice it only know it for face value. See the example to gain some, but not a sufficient, idea of The Plude.
Shmy name tis Trike. Ply plike to plo to pleep in the pliddle of shla play. Shly shlink PlI'm plotally schlweet. PLATEVER PLUDES!
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Plude was the invention of "The Attack Kazbuski" (not sure about the spelling) who decided one day that the first letters of almost every word in a sentence should be replaced with "pl." And frankly it is just awesome.
Platever Pluuuuuude.
plude by Merinauth February 2, 2004
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plude Plude Party prude prudence plume plue prude-slut Plode plud pluke

Plude Party

When you mix lean with your bodily fluids and share them with friends through different orifices.
Boy 1: Oh man could I go for a Plude Party right about now!

Boy 2: Let's go boys!

job de plume 

When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."
The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.
job de plume by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

Nom de Plume 

Pen name or nom de plume is a name an author chooses to write pieces under. An alter ego of sorts, alias.
Richard Bachman = Stephen King (nom de plume)
Nom de Plume by Mr.Presidente April 17, 2009

Pudenda Voluntariosa 

Latin for "willful cunt." A derogatory term for malevolent, evil, conniving women. A harpy.
Karen is the paradigmatic pudenda voluntariosa, she follows in the footsteps of legendary Lucrezia Borgia, the sister of Cesare Borgia (Bojar).
Pudenda Voluntariosa by Iblisatan February 9, 2007

hobo plunder 

1. Items that a homeless person has. Usually stored in a bag, cart, or some other form of portable carrying device.

2. Useless items found in an MMORPG.
1. Wow, that homeless guy has a huge cart. And its filled to the brim with Hobo Plunder.

2. My inventory is full? I must have grabbed too many broken datapads, and other Hobo Plunder.
hobo plunder by Spades85 April 3, 2005