ploughmans

A meal often eaten by grafters. The meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg.
To find out about grafters search for them.

Farmer Giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Plough

(verb) The act of sexual intercourse.

Man, I'd like to plough her!

I wish to plough you.

by LittleTitch December 17, 2008

Ploutering

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

by Splocious January 22, 2012

Plough

to plough is to have sex very, very, very hard.

Candee: I love you! Harder, harder
Rowan: I love you Candee
Candee: Yes yes! PLOUGH THAT PUSSY!!!

by Li Ying Chi November 22, 2007

ploughing

Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.

"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."

by gogggg January 28, 2006

Down to Plough

'Ploughing' refers to a specific type of sexual intercourse where one is entered so powerfully that they feel they are being ploughed. Originates from Alderney and can be used as a casual expression to indicate one's sexual desires or activities. The letters 'DTP' are colloquially and frequently used as a shortened phrase. 'DTFP' is also a common alternative.

'Georgie is down to plough tonight.'

'Poppy wants to harvest the grain'

'George is going to plough that field'

by Team Sket October 24, 2011