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flopportunity

1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.

Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.
Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.
by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018
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poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.
I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.
by seaglass May 3, 2006
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Flopportunity

A proposal with potential for failure on a grand scale.
Did Jason ask you to invest in his imitation hummus business? It sounded like like the flopportunity of a lifetime.
by Tfitzg October 18, 2013
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Proportunity

Hey Lewis, Mike showed me a proportunity today.
by bananamobile July 13, 2017
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popportunity

1. Blanket words describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.
American Idol is giving popportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.
by Sizzor April 2, 2008
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poopportunity

The opportunity to take a poop, especially when on a vacation around a group of people, or when hanging out with a new crush.
Once the boys left the house to grab some food, Mary realized she finally had a poopportunity and ran to the bathroom.
by Love for the Big Girl September 25, 2013
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Parpportunity

An opportunity to be decidedly average.
Guy 1: Last night I went to the club and saw this sexy chick, but I was too scared to talk to her.

Guy 2: Seems like you grasped your parpportunity.
by Geoffswrong June 17, 2016
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