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Precautionary Pepto

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.
1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.
by headofblackmusic June 29, 2011
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Plenty of Flakes

Plenty of Flakes is the alternate definition to POF which often refers to the dating website Plenty of Fish.

Whether they've met in real life yet or not POF(Plenty of Flakes) users have SO many options they commonly disregard set plans with one person if:
1. a better fish comes along,
2. they simply can't keep track of all their dating activity,
3. they're plain chicken to meet the other person in the real,
4. worldthey're selfish pricks with no common decency or mutual respect and chose to do something else,
Drew: "How'd it go with what's her pickle on Friday?"
Marc: "Typical POF girl she no showed and left me sitting around like a dummy then wouldn't reply to my texts... Plenty of Flakes!"
Drew: "Never give 'em a Friday..."
by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010
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plethora effect

The "plethora effect" is when kids use words in college application or SAT essays that sound good but they don't really know the meaning of. Sometimes they'll accidentally use thme as words that sound similar but have completely different meanings (for example, accidentally saying homeliness instead of homelessness) or sometimes they'll just be totally wrong. It was given the name a few years ago when someone decided that "plethora" was a 'good SAT word' and everyone started using it in college essays, much to the chagrin of the people who actually read the things. It's basically a result of kids prepping for the SAT and college process too much. (Starting SAT review books in middle school, taking tons of Princeton Review classes, etc.) Can sometimes be helped with the use of spellcheck.
Admissions person 1: "Look at this, this girl's essay is about how 'fragile and venerable' she was as a middle schooler, and how much she's grown."

Admissions person 2: "That's the plethora effect for you..."
by ZenGwen May 21, 2006
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Pepto Jizmol

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.
Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet
by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010
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Plethoremotion

The feeling of having every emotion known to man, simultaneously occurring inside you, happiness to sadness to fear, the whole shebang. Originates from the feeling one has after watching an episode of Doctor Who. The most common facial expression that can be used to identify Plethoremotion is the " :O " face and at times, even the "jizz in my pants" face. It can be clearly defined by thinking of one million million million million million roller coasters of emotion, that are on fire and filled with liquid nitrogen flying off the rails in concert and falling into a pit of flowers and skeletons while fireworks explode all around them, accompanied by dramatic music played solely on the piano. Similar feelings are also, the one where you can't feel your heart any more, or it feels like there is a hole in its place.
"awh man, i just sat through a Doctor Who marathon...I'm just so...so...plethoremotional"
by The purple flying hippo June 4, 2013
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Peptomaniac

When you're obsessed with Pepto-Bismol. When you just fuckin love Pepto-Bismol, and you just cant stop drinking it.
Person 1 "You ever just wanna slather yourself with Pepto-Bismol?"
Person 2 "What.The. Actual.Fuck. is wrong with you?"
Person 1 "I feel like it would just feel so good"
Person 2 "What do you do after? walk around the streets looking like an aborted Teletubby"?
Person 1 "I would just fuckin' .........ya know"
Person 2 "you're a fucking Peptomaniac"
by Ryanblox March 25, 2021
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Peeptart

Peeptart is a based red and white fur dragon with purple hair who is obsessed with cheese. If your cheese goes missing, you'll know why.
"Fuck shit fuck Peeptart ate my cheese again."

"Dude that's all he does what did you expect?"
by lxlMlgGramerlxl December 2, 2021
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