oral palentologist

Some who frequently finds a "bone" in their mouth.

That porn star always has a penis in her mouth. You could say she's an oral palentologist with how many "bones" she's found in there

by KGardo December 6, 2009

Palintologist

Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.

Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.

by benighse November 20, 2009

Palintologist

A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.

If Sarah would take the l out of Palin, she would find that she is a pain, who make us shutter whenever we hear her annoying voice. She thinks she is God's gift to billions of people on planet earth. Any palintologist would come up with the true facts and statistics, which should send her back to the igloo protected by a moose. In the igloo she suffers from a frosty gangrene and terrible pain. She finds in her prison of ice what the panels demand of her. She shutters.

by Ivy League 82 November 17, 2009

Panthologist

A man who takes off panty with his mouth

You are such a panthologist you freak.

by Dmcoon March 8, 2019

Palintologist

A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?

by Blind Assassin July 7, 2009

Palintologist

A specialist in the earth science that studies fossil organisms with human footprints in them.

Did you hear about those new dinosaur bones they dug up in Mexico with human footprints in them?

Yeah, I heard they were discovered by a leading Palintologist!

by Meeore November 1, 2008

Palentologist

A girl who likes to date older guys. (not gold digger)

"Because she likes to dig on old remains, Carissa is a Palentologist."

by StegasaurusRap April 25, 2011