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Manual Family Planning

1. Manual Family Planning at its best:

Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
by Rafex June 11, 2006
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Planning Under the Influence

PUI for short; An intoxicated planning method, by one person or a group of people, that leads to no follow through, or completion of, the planned task.
Since committing her 2nd PUI (planning under the influence) in one weekend, Joyce has been labeled as the flake in her group of friends.
by Dan K)) March 21, 2008
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Prannit

A silly or stupid person, prone to making similair mistakes. A cocktail of, pratt, twat, tit, plonker, etc.
"Gary, you prannit!"
by RampantSlim May 21, 2009
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Plannish

I planned that shit.
I shot for the 2 ball, but the 5 ball also dropped. Plannish.

I bought a Camaro, and married a SuperModel. Plannish

I bought a house, and found 2 keys of cocaine in the attic.
by Marc, Kyle, and big fat Clyde December 26, 2011
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Planoite

Planoite is a term for residents of Plano. It is also used for affluent, educated, moderate, family-oriented suburban folks who want to live a peaceful and quite life.
I’m turning into a Planoite. All I want is to serve my community and live peacefully.
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family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
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masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015
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