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planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning
by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016
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plampin

a mixure of pimping and planting

a ghetto pimp gardener's job
Grandma:I got you this fuzzy jacket

Guy: Sweet, give me seeds so I can go plampin
by Casemeister November 20, 2004
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Plumkin

a girl/guy giving head while the other person is taking a shit.
Plumkin-Please reference Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
by your moms girlfriend October 23, 2008
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Planking

Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?

Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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Double Plumkin with cheese

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.
Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!
by Powerphone Tube Steak October 3, 2009
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Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011
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planking

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..
by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011
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