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pizzamachine

“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.
“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford

Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine
by Pillowmantotherescue July 7, 2023
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pizza face

An offensive term telling people that they have bad acne
Girl with acne: Dorothy, you're such a slut, you ugly bitch.
Dorothy: Get Neugtrogena, pizzaface.
by Yours Truly June 24, 2004
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pizzafanboy

A well known region changer on discord!
He‘s really sneaky and can only be caught during the night time. Once you‘ve caught him, watch him accuse you for changing the region.
We can never know, if it actually was him.
Damn who‘s changing the region again?
„Bro it‘s just pizzafanboy again, remove him from the group.“
by balkancasino November 27, 2021
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Pizzagate

A conspiracy theory involving child sex trafficking rings ran by the elite. It was deemed debunked by the mainstream media. But has recently been recirculated. Epstein's island
Hillary Clinton, Joe biden, and Jeffrey Epstein were involved with pizzagate
by Redpill2020 April 28, 2021
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pizzaffle

Using leftover pizza toppings from the fridge on top of frozen waffles; this phenomenon happens when you forget to go grocery shopping/can't afford to go grocery shopping; if you have name-branded frozen waffles, you can call them Pizzeggo Pizzaffles
"Dude, all I have are these frozen waffles and pizza toppings..."

"When life gives you waffles and pizza toppings, don't get down, make pizzaffles."
by mavis7897 October 23, 2011
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pizzafied

the state of a food item which has gone through pizzafication.
can i have some of your pizzafied burger?
by BenDog September 10, 2005
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pizzaception

Similar to "inception"

The act of implanting the idea of getting a takeaway pizza in a person's mind without actually asking if they want one. Best done when you want an pizza but can't be bothered getting it yourself.
"I really fancy a pizza, maybe I can pizzaception Matt and he will go get it for me"
by Mr Inferno May 14, 2013
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