Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

Pisstergeist

A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.

Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.

Dave: You're not a drinker are you?

Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!

by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

pisster than hell

Being or becoming extremly mad or angry.

He's makin me pister than hell

by poopface95 June 30, 2005

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

pissastrophe

The resultant large mess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.

Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.

by FlankThatSouljaBoy October 13, 2009

Pissters

Two or more people who have established a ritual bond by urinating in the same toilet at the same time. There is no male form of the word, and therefore all people who perform this ritual are "Pissters" with each other, regardless of gender.

Hey, Todd - have you met my Pissters, Larry and Megan?

by Pissters April 11, 2010