Pitt 

Crummiest school in the land, in the ghetto of a dying city, and playing in a dying conference. Also known as Penn State's bitch.

Graduates can find jobs delivering pizzas throughout the greater Pittsburgh region.

Synonyms: sPitt, ASWP (A School in Western PA, pronounced "asswipe")

Shitt on Pitt.

Pitt by Jim March 9, 2004

Pitt 

Pitt is a University that sucks the most cock of any university in existence ever. Dave Wandstedd is their football coach, mainly just to even further show how fucking stupid this "university" is. They started ranked 15th in the nation and those cock lickers have proceeded to lose 2 of their first 3 games already..dick heads. I know for a fact my 5 year old retarded cousin has a higher IQ than 95% of the students there, and Dave Wandstedd. Penn Sate fucks them in the ass in just about every category that there is. WVU then shits on Penn State and Pitt in just about every way imaginable. Most of those ass clown couldn't even spell Pittsburgh. Don't even get me started on their basketball team, which sucks more dick than 10 gay pornstars in a gay bar. I would rather chop off my own dick than attend that school. Eat shit Pitt.

I got an 11 on my ACT. Penn State sent me back a letter verifying that I was legally mentally challenged. Pitt gave me a Presidential Scholorship.

Many thought Pitt's football team would be good this year, then they looked on the sidelines and saw who their coach was and realized, like always, they are fucked.

Pitt by Eatshitpitt October 2, 2010

Pitt 

getting high off of little amounts of marijuana

hey man lets go get pitted out

Pitt by Bob Sievert November 18, 2004

Pitt 

The worst part of your day or something bad

Girl rejects you

Best mate:that's Pitt for you

Pitt by The joker 619 February 3, 2014

pitt 

melodic part of drumline

Hey, those lesbos in pitt can't play timpani worth shit

pitt by Celticbp May 4, 2004

Pitt 

abbreviation for the "pittbull" breed of canidae or canine.

"I got Two big pitts,
I call them Mobb Bitch Nigga eaters," Tupac Shakur

Pitt by onelove December 7, 2006

Pitt 

when the girl cries so hard that her arm pits start to turn red and blood starts to run from her nose then you grab her and stick her blood nose under your arm pits then bash her nose to stop the bleeding.

Oh fuck yeah its ur turn to get the fucking Pitt

Pitt by Mr. sex September 30, 2004