ping-pometer

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.

That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!

by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011

pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

by violetist August 21, 2009

pissometer

Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.

A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.

by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008

titometer

A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.

1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"

-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."

-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010

pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.

by Crookback August 22, 2004

putimeter or putimetro

meter in which you measure a girls "hoeness" .. comes from the word Puta which means hoe.. so its a hoemeter.

el putimetro de maria le dio tre vuelta cuando vio el dick de juan

by kc September 18, 2003

petrometer

pe-trom-e-ter
-noun
Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.

Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.

by Petro King December 9, 2008