pisstwitch

The involuntary spasm or twitch that sometimes occurs when a guy is urinating.

I went to take a piss and my body shook for sec. I had a pisstwitch.

by agathox October 5, 2007

Pissbitch

a bitch that gets easily pissed
skank whore slut bitch
The ultimate dis for bitches

Stacy is a pissbitch.

by Turtle December 3, 2006

Pissbitchery

The delicate art of acting like a complete callous asshole, oblivious to the fact that you may be right or wrong on a certain standpoint. The person exclaiming Pissbitchery spews forth a smug standoffish attitude where nothing anyone else does is correct and that they are they all knowing all seeing master of their own self important pathetic universe. Most people who fall under this state of mind are individuals with a false sense of grandeur and have successfully ascended past the rank of Bitch, Asshole and Smug Prick.

My IT Director was full of Pissbitchery after I discredited his blabbering nonsence during our weekly department meeting.

by MrPukka July 19, 2011

pissbitch

A little loser and coward of a man.

Hey you, yeah you, the one who is reading this. You are a pissbitch. I hate you.

by fatgumlovebot May 3, 2021

Pisswich

A standard sandwich tainted with human urine. Commonly used on white bread, its common tell signs are a yellow stain that is concentrated in one area. Unfortunately, there is no way to 100% tell if it is a standard sandwich, or a Pisswich.

The reason is, melted butter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). The only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a Pisswich, is to eat it, or use a DNA test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/Pisswich.
Common scenarios when one may find a Pisswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking classes, trash cans, and funerals.

Scientist 1: Hey Gary, i think i have found a way to decipher the difference between a Pisswich, and a Sandwich!

Scientist 2: Really?! We must tell the world!

Scientist 1: Right after i eat my turkey-Club Sub. with butter.

Scientist 2: Wait... Butter.... Professor! No!

Scientist 1: Wait... is it... No... i cant tell. I CANT TELL!

Scientist 2: Use the method!

Scientist 1: ... it wont work....!

- THERE IS NO WAY TO TELL -
-SAVE YOURSELF, SAVE YOUR SANDWICHES -

by Scientist 3 September 2, 2011

pissbitchballs

literally the hottest mf to ever exist. like no one can out do her. she's so hot

you know pissbitchballs?
omg yes, i want to marry her

by @i.definitelyhate.u March 25, 2021

pissditching

Peeing inside of the anus of a sexual partner, often post sexual intercourse or for pee-fetish reasons.

Last night Tom asked me to do some pissditching, it was awesome!

by ummmguy March 12, 2023