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piss pot pete

There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.

Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.

Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.

Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot 

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

vain piss pot 

Quazi..................
vain piss pot by Anonymous November 3, 2003

pot to piss in

To have no money.
pot to piss in by Atlantis May 16, 2004

a pot to piss in 

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.
Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
a pot to piss in by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005

a pot to piss in 

Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.
He doesn't have a pot to piss in.
a pot to piss in by Tj080275 June 13, 2019