jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.
Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!
by Debbit;Debbit March 31, 2016
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piss holes in the snow

Holes made in the snow, that are not attractive because you know how they were made.

Normally used to refer to a persons eyes "The morning after night before" when they have a very bad hangover, and it shows.
1. "Man what a night I had last night, I got totally pissed!"

2. "I can tell, your eyes look like piss holes in the snow."
by Dorsai December 24, 2010
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public piss hole

a term for a public loo that isn't regularly cleaned - lets just say it wouldn't win 'best loo of the year'...
I was with my mates and really needed to piss. I saw the 'men's' sign and went inside. It was like a public piss hole. There was crap everywhere and a guy was just pissing in a corner, it was rank
by I.P.Daily February 08, 2012
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piss hole nibbler

One who nibbles the piss hole, like Sasha.
Sasha nibbles the piss hole, therefore she is a piss hole nibbler.
by Not Sasha January 16, 2005
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Smash piss holes

I'm just lookin' for someone from smash piss holes with.
by Willimus June 01, 2017
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piss holes in the snow

ones eyes, usually a positive connotation by referring to the deepness of the warm piss melting a deep hole in the snow
That phat azz matches yer pissholes in the snow. cracka.
by Vivector February 04, 2004
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piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.
"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"
by Benny-BlueGid January 21, 2021
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