person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008
Get the piesexual mug.Someone who is sexual with everything. Phi (Φ) is a variable and therefore can be replaced with anything, hence a phisexual is someone who is sexual with any and everything.
Mans: Yo guy youz a phisexual
Flamer: WTF, a phisexual?
Mans: Yeah man youz sexual with errything!!!
Flamer: WTF, a phisexual?
Mans: Yeah man youz sexual with errything!!!
by juz098 December 24, 2009
Get the Phisexual mug.A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
by James Almond December 13, 2008
Get the Piesexual mug.When someone is sexually attracted to pigs and wants to have a relationship with a pig (the farm animal, do not use this word as an insult)
Charlie: *Starts Humping a Pig*
Rob: “What are you doing?”
Charlie: “I am sexually attracted to this pig, it’s called pigsexual” *humps harder and starts moaning*
Rob: “What are you doing?”
Charlie: “I am sexually attracted to this pig, it’s called pigsexual” *humps harder and starts moaning*
by Jim218 March 20, 2022
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The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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