piss up a rope

To do something useless.

That was a real piss up a rope thing to do!

by Starchylde January 13, 2015

My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

by rucus7 June 22, 2011

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

Piss Baby

a little bitch.

"Hey, you lil' piss baby
You think you're so fucking cool? Huh?"

by Fudgie Mustard Slot July 5, 2020

Piss pole

A person who is the next level of an asshole and usually has no filter when speaking. Reaching piss pole status is not easy to accomplish and takes an enormous amount of skill projecting the right level of dickhead in every single encounter.

My boss is a piss pole.

by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018

Posh piss

Posh piss - when a man sits down on the lav and has a luxurious piss

"one sec babe I'm just having a posh piss "

by Wellsy and LeeBoy November 28, 2019

fuck-shit-piss

When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.

Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!

by The Giver Not the receiver! January 12, 2012