pismo

pismo beach cali is the most AMAZING place ever,, it is the only beach town left that isnt uppity and snotty here in california,, its located "halfway between san fran and L.A" as all the hotels will tell you,, but anyways in the summer it comes alive with all kinda of people who have no idea how to treat this town and you cant even drive down price street.. the pacific coast highway runs right through,, its a pretty sick place,, any true bro&&orbro hoe can tell you that the pismo dunes are freakiin sick and youll always find them chilling out there,, theres 3 different types of tuorists in this town old folks ((soo cute)) families ((slightly less cute with the screaming children)) and then the bro scene of course,, if you go be sure to stop in pancho's surf shop down by the pier =)) oh&&the outlets are AWESOME they just recently got a no fear =)) so yeahh thats my pismo.. come visit but dont be a douche.

cute bro tyler "hey where are you headed this weekend dude?"
cute bro joe "me&&my chick ashley are going to pismo"
cute bro tyler "me too!"

adorable grandma "honey you know where i booked us this weekend?"
adorable grandpa "sea gypsy in pismo i hope"

by C A L i C A L L i E January 14, 2010

pissmonkey

a word generally used to insult another human being.

Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.

by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

Pissmouth

Someone who has yellow teeth, specifically caused by the act of someone urinating into their open mouth. After the urine is inside the mouth, it is used as if it was mouthwash before being expelled. Usually performed upon a Male by a Female, although studies have shown it happening to the Female and even within homosexual couples in rare occations.

- Please note that this is not a common occurance within the human race, and only the most mentally damaged people attempt this.

Anthony: Did you see that kid's teeth?
Dane: That's Timmy. He's a pissmouth.
Anthony: Oh my god. Who'd he get it from?
Dane: His girlfriend is into that kind of stuff.

by Roflcoptersoisoisoilololololol September 12, 2010

pipesmoker

1)A Lady who very much likes to give head

2)Mildly insulting reference to the female of the species homosapiens

1) I spent the night at Sandra's house - had no idea she was such an ace pipesmoker

2) (upon seeing a gathered group of women) 'Fuck me what's this ? a pipesmokers convention ?

by Euromark December 1, 2006

Popsmoke

Leaving an area as rapidly as possible. Getting the eff out of dodge. Dropping what you are doing and going somewhere else.
The act of immediately running when ish hits the fan.

Aw damn...you see the chick Alan is talking to? She's got HPV...Yo Alan, POPSMOKE!

Cops are here! Popsmoke!

by Royal1 February 26, 2009

Pismo Beach

Former Red Light capital of California, which is why it is a frequent destination of Bugs Bunny. Known for its clams.

Bake #1: Let's go get some Pismo Beach clam, dude.
Bake #2: Okay, dude.

by Cenco April 30, 2006

pismo

Another name for 'wee'

"pismo off" - anger with humour

"I need a pismo"

"I've pismo'd my pants"

by Rebeccamo June 25, 2006