pipe-cleaner

the mythical first pish after a session of spanking ones ham, which clears ones steaky pipe of any remaining wankpiss

Me : Oh, i had a pipe-cleaner about 10mins ago, refreshing...to the max

Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...

by Oliver Q. Cuntbuttock September 20, 2006

pipe cleaner

Penicillin or any other drug designed to treat urinary misery or STD's.

Dude # 1: " I feel awful, can you go to the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"

Dude # 1: Yeah like what?

Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"

by Kentaylor March 26, 2007

Texas Pipe Cleaner

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.

I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.

by Dick Onchin May 02, 2020

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

by Mantaztik November 17, 2008

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.

Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

by Nickdaisy May 22, 2010

Vatican Pipe Cleaner

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.

Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023