pious 

Feeling contented after consuming pie.

I am extremely pious after having apple, pumpkin, and chocolate pecan bourbon pie for thanksgiving!

pious by piousBison November 26, 2020

Pious 

Yeah but I ACT pious... And isn’t that all that really matters?

Hym “Yeah but I ACT pious. And I’m going to kill it so on a long enough timeline piety will just constitute me doing whatever I want.” 🤷 ♂️

Pious by Hym Iam September 21, 2022

Pious Paradox 

The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become.

This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.

Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman.

Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith.

Pious Paradox by DOMOQUE October 21, 2020

pious bitch 

a female dog, raccon, etc that is retarded

lisen you pious bitch

pious bitch by Stuffed_Animal November 5, 2019

pious little shit 

A person or persons devoted to following and adoring one person/god/goddess.

That pious little shit won't stop following me everywhere I go.

pious little shit by Gypsy Go Gyrl October 15, 2020

Pious & Biased 

A person who is a high moral leader such as a (Priest,Preacher,Father etc.)
Who instead of consoled people by understanding their unique circumstance and situation judges them and makes them feel bad!

I told my priest that I was gay but instead of being understanding he was just Pious & Biased

Pious & Biased by EmJayee November 21, 2018

Toyota Pious 

1. That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius.

2. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.

Guy 1. "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet"

Guy 2. "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"

Toyota Pious by Art C. Fartsy August 10, 2009