Pionel Pessi 

A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club

Friend 1- "Haha pionel pessi ghosted"
Friend 2- "The sad outcome of being fatherless"

Pionel Pessi by Sea050789 May 28, 2021

Pionel Pessi 

Pessi is a Argentinian ghost who haunts the burger league. If you shout “Éibar” or “Penalty” he will appear. If you shout “Real Madrid” or “Ronaldo” he will disappear.

A: “Pionel Pessi is so bad.”
B: *yapping session about how messi is better and Ronaldo is misstiano penaldo*

Pionel Pessi by PionelPessi July 9, 2024

pionel pandres pessi 

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.

I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams

pionel pandres pessi by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022

Pionel Pepsi 

Washed up pen merchant that is said to have haunted relegation clubs like Eibar and Mallorca. Currently farming in the Uber Eats league but is finished and only has 2 goals this season. Known to ghost on big game occasions such as his missed penalty against Chile in the Copa America 2016 final and in the 2014 World Cup final against Germany. Finished player who played for a finished club for most of his career. He is most recently found missing pens in the champions league against Real Madrid.

Me: Grandpa, who is Pionel Pepsi?

Grandfather: Never speak of his name again - he is a washed up dwarf pen merchant who only scores against shite teams like Bolivia and Eibar

Pionel Pepsi by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022

pionel pepsi 

A short midget of a man that looks like a dwarf he is a ghost that lurks around the penalty box to start crying and pay the refs for a penalty but you should always give him a penalty because he will eat you whole, he is a very big penalty merchant and is a finished ghost and is notorious for robbing awards and stealing penalties.

pionel pepsi is a finished ghost

pionel pepsi by pardia pejazi November 12, 2023