Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008

Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.

I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

pinching her finch

When a woman plays with the firm part between her vagina and her butt .

This is an optional and a supplementary masturbation technique a woman will sometimes use .

by Hef September 5, 2005

Pinching the Tent

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.

John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today

by Kyyrro June 10, 2015

Pinching Her Lip

When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny

Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?

Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated

by esteban julio ricardo dela ros December 28, 2016

Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.

Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*

by Bible Author June 9, 2014