pillage

the act of "beating up the pussy" with the penis and/or the cunt hooks to the point that the piss fenders are turned inside out.

Scott: "Hey Barry, did you know that when I was in college during the better part of the 80's I pillaged my through 2 sororitites and a midget?"

Barry: "What about that tard?"

by backdatassup24 November 5, 2010

ass pillager

One who engages in anal sex. Generally used to describe homosexual sex where one partner sticks his penis deep into the other's rectum as if looking for pirate treasure. Also see ass pirate.

I know he's an ass pillager, but he has a good eye for the straight guy!.

by Isaac Fontaine December 8, 2003

pillage your village

a pirate pickup line
to have crazy sex with a woman

1. Yarr could i pillage your village

2. dude i totally pillaged jessica's village today

by wassup wassup October 5, 2007

Pillagersexual

A sexual attraction to pillagers

Nova: Bro Pillagers in minecraft are so hot I wanna fuck them
Truly: I think you’re Pillagersexual

by 0nxva0 June 3, 2021

Pillinger

Pillinger someone who is sexy and attractive most notibly in the mornings

mike -'your looking very pillinger today ' as he woke up next to suzy

by Andrew Hemming March 31, 2009

im gonna pillage ya butt

a common phrase which has sprung up in the sacramento region and has also spread to southern washington,which is always said with an australian accent.meaning to anally rape the person to whom its directed towards.It is believed that this phrase originated in sacramento when two friends were possibly under the influence in mid to late 2007

Mr. Montgomery said to his dear old pal Mr. Hanson "sir im gonna pillage ya butt and your gonna like it!"
and Mr. Hansons reply to Mr. Montgomery was "Nay, i shall love it!"

by Dylan Hanson February 10, 2008

posterior pillager

A sacker of the backer.

The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men lay slain.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.

by Coleman Francis Jr July 30, 2008