piffle

not believable. Generally used as a substitute for crap or shit when a delivate option is required.

What a load of piffle.
Oh piffle

by rizzle69 June 20, 2005

Piffle

An exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. A cry to the likes and meaning of 'DAMN IT!'

'PIFFLE!' he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.

by Mik March 10, 2003

piffle

meaning much the same as "fuck" or "Dammit" it can be used in pelite company. however, it loses some of its edge if overused.

Piffle!!! i flunked calculus agan!!!

by Jessie K December 9, 2004

piffle

Piffle is the word that you use to exclaim your feelings. Piffle can be used to describe ANY feeling(like anger, sadness, regret, etc.) despite its inappropriateness in the situation(*your at a funeral* "PIFFLE!"). "Piffle" is a complete sentence. It does not need any other words accompanying it for it to do its magic.

Piffle!

by Nalin Plad June 27, 2019

piffle

is a French whistle. Not unlike a penny whistle but smaller.

During the recent demonstrations on the streets of Paris, many a piffle could be heard up and down the Champs Elysee.

by Bison Jack September 25, 2013

Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.

Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah

by dollopman November 13, 2011

Piffle

To anally molester, by inserting items up the ass.

Can also be used as
Piffled
Piffling

Piffle-ous (as an std)
Piffle-amidia (as an std)

Ryan said to Alex.
"Why are being so stupid, all's you want to do is piffle yourself"

by espocrespo November 2, 2011