The greatest quarterback to ever touch the field. Consensus G.O.A.T. Joe Montana and Tom Brady are quoted saying "Nothing compared to him" amd "If I were more like him, I could've won 10 super bowls".
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Get the Nathan Peterman mug.A medical condition in which one's right arm only falls asleep while at work. San Diego doctors coined the term on a Sunday afternoon, November 19 2017 to be exact. Buffalo Bills QB Nathan Peterman made his debut against the San Diego Chargers by throwing 5 interceptions in the first half. Due to the fact that witnesses saw Peterman texting with his right hand before the game, medical experts concluded that his right arm only falls sleep while at work.
Experts have confirmed that the first documented case of Petermanthesia may actually have occurred 18 days prior, on Nov 1 when Dodgers pitcher Yu Darvish surrendered 5 runs in the first 2 innings of a World Series game 7. Darvish earns $25 million a year to throw a ball but no amount of money can overcome a bout with Petermanthesia.
Experts have confirmed that the first documented case of Petermanthesia may actually have occurred 18 days prior, on Nov 1 when Dodgers pitcher Yu Darvish surrendered 5 runs in the first 2 innings of a World Series game 7. Darvish earns $25 million a year to throw a ball but no amount of money can overcome a bout with Petermanthesia.
Bob: Sup Richard, how's the new job delivering pizzas?
Richard: Terrible. Every time I clock in for work, my right arm falls asleep. Makes driving near impossible and Im fumbling boxes of pizza left and right.
Bob: Umm, what?
Richard: Yeah man, doctors say I have Petermanthesia. Luckily my arm is totally fine when I'm not at work.
Richard: Terrible. Every time I clock in for work, my right arm falls asleep. Makes driving near impossible and Im fumbling boxes of pizza left and right.
Bob: Umm, what?
Richard: Yeah man, doctors say I have Petermanthesia. Luckily my arm is totally fine when I'm not at work.
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Get the Pieterhaspelino mug.The legend goes that Buck Peterman can cure infertility in woman by using a combination of his extreme lovemaking skills, and large amounts of homemade corn liquor. Even women that don’t have infertility can benefit by experiencing his unbridled sexual passion. Women around the world are honored to be included in his erotic memoirs.
the legend of Buck Peterman is a self titled erotic memoir that shares to the world his own sexual exploits.
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Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.
(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)
Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.
(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)
"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."
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