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piedmontero

to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright
i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento
piedmontero by buckins May 16, 2006
The way of saying penis but in a Christian and appropriate for school kind of way.
In the boys locker room I saw a small pionger
Pionger by Sansisepic June 23, 2019

pirtmonger

Noun: individual entity whom which behaves in an aggressively unexpected manner. May it be to sassiness, frassyness, or generalized peculiarity.
"Jinkies, stop being an obese pirtmonger will ya!"

pieoneer 

Someone who first sets out to create a new bakery-type treat.
My math teacher told me that "pie are squared", but I could only find round pie-pans in the school-cafeteria's kitchen, so I had to be a pieoneer and actually construct a four-cornered baking-pan out of sheet-metal.
pieoneer by QuacksO January 28, 2020

Noah Preminger

Noah Preminger by Rob Balchunas March 14, 2003