shit pickle

After a man is finishing up pounding dat ass and pulls his dick out and it's covered in shit. He now has himself a shit pickle!
I was tapping that ass so hard I pulled out with a shit pickle.
by shitpickles June 08, 2014
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Shit Pickle

a guy's tool after a messy "backdoor session" with either the male or female persuasion.
"Dude, Darrel passed out at the party, and Gary dipped his pen in Darrel's company ink!"

"What the fuck man, what was he thinking, that's gross! I bet Gary had a real shit pickle after that!"

"No doubt! That's exactly how I got my nickname, 'Vlasic'!!!"

"Yeah, well, you're a full blown fag then and your mom calls me 'Clausen'."
by J. B. R. September 05, 2008
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shit pickle

wen u take such a big shit that ur body becomes a pickle. rare but lethal disease.
by shit pickle man July 11, 2008
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Shit Pickles

A profanity term used when describing a situation of doubt. Pickles are generally ugly, salty, and not particullary liked. Shit is used as an adjective to describe th worst of the worst. Commonly used inplace of holy shit o shit ect...
"O shit pickles, my WOW account was just hacked"
by calroc October 27, 2009
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"Pickle pollishing shit sniffer" Is a term used by pissed off truck drivers when traffic doesn't allow their entry to a highway
let me in you pickle pollishing shit sniffer
by ninja6r January 24, 2010
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shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.
We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!
by senior bitch mittens November 03, 2013
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Shit pickle

A situation where the heat appears to be escalating into a too hot to handle event.

It started really bad as you realised that this was a super hot situation , the ending of which could actually become more painful.

Hence the explanation of a super hot pickle, you have to eat, knowing that when it passes through the other end of you, it creates a truly volcanic mess .
Did you here about the shit pickle that Pete, got himself into with his wife and that lady he he's been seeing at the bar.
Now he' s been kicked out of his house, the lady has disowned him, he's living out of a motel.
by BudgieMuscle1 February 02, 2023
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