Piano

Undoubtedly the best instrument ever created by mankind. The piano is not only able to play soft and loud, but it can also play multiple parts simultaneously, making a single pianist the equivalent to an entire orchestra. The piano marks the pinnacle of human music technology, which is ironic (but should not be surprising) because it was invented in the 18th century.

Should not be confused with a keyboard, a piano-imitating instrument which has poorer quality sounds and wastes electricity, an insult to the piano. Obviously for these reasons it is used in rock bands.

Sounds produced by any decent piano player can match the grandeur of an entire orchestra! Human technology has come far.

by ThePianist July 10, 2008

Piano it

The process of not being able to figure out a solution to an electrical problem so said electrican just powers it down then powers it back up to just piano it

I couldn't figure out why the machine wasn't working so i just piano it and it started working again

by Culatr November 30, 2016

piano

The only musical instrument that can be sorted into the strings or percussion group.

And also the reason why I can't play in an orchestra (unless by invitation). They can't decide whether to put this damn thing into the strings or the percussion.

by Cyndane January 14, 2005

Piano

that instrument asian parents make their kids play

Tommy: Hey Hieu, you wanna come play basketball later.

Hieu: Oh i would love to but i have piano lessons

by ihadtoinsertanamesohereitis June 26, 2008

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

To Piano

When your voice goes all glitchy and weird when talking on a voice chat.

To Piano:
*talking on zoom*
“Yee-eea-aaa-aaah-hhh”
“Dude you just pianoed really bad! That was hilarious.”

by Moto Moto Foreva June 29, 2020

Piano

A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .

When she played the piano and great sadness filled the room.

by Luddz January 31, 2015