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Physician, heal thyself

A Biblical quote suggesting to take care of one's own faults and not just correct those of others.
- I think you need to lose weight, read some good books, and pay more attention to your girlfriend,
- Physician, heal thyself.
by Frooster January 21, 2008
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physician assistant

Physician Assistant, a co-dependent primary level health care provider who often times possesses a masters degree. PA's can see patients, order testing, write scripts, etc.

Also known as a physician's bitch
I can't get into see the doctor for a month.
Why don't you see his physician assistant?
by Ja87mes June 16, 2007
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Physician Anesthesiologist

An overpaid medical personnel trained in the art of solitaire, day trading, and autographing CRNA anesthesia plans. They specialize in job creation such as the anesthesiologist assistant, a position that provides them endless job security.

They proudly promote the mystic math of their members only club and substitute reality for their own.
Next time you are on your way to surgery, wave at the physician anesthesiologist in his office as the CRNA begins to administer the anesthesia.
by GeoChris March 14, 2019
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cathopathic physician

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018
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Ethnobotanical physician

That friend who you also call Dr. Stone. basically that stoner froend who smokes alot of weed, and also alot of weed strains so he knows all u want to know about a weed strain like how it tastes and what feelings do u get from it
This guy is our Ethnobotanical physician, he can tell u all u want to know and suggest u what to buy.

Ethnobotanical physician:

Line 1: "This is indica bro, it makes u sleepy and chill u out"
Line 2: "Wanna laugh try this, pure sativa, also i recomand u that sativa strain, it makes u giggly, u float, and u laugh alot , the other one makes u chill and make u tell highjokes which u will laugh alot to even if they're bad''
Line 3: " That hybrid is 63% indica and 37% sativa so ur chilled out but also make u laugh, good stuff"
by StepbroStalin May 27, 2021
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pussy physician

another name for a gynecologist, mostly used in jamaica and flatbush part of brooklyn
my bro just got out of med school now he's doing residency as a pussy physician
by bkzfynestbangy July 11, 2011
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hella physician

A girl who is hella crazy obsessive with their ex boyfriend that just uses her but she’s dumb so she doesn’t mind but will go insane on you and him if you even look at him. Stay away from hella physicians!
Look at that girl over there punching her Ex boyfriend she’s HELLA PHYSICIAN!!
by niloc j August 6, 2023
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