Phojones

/fōˌˈhōˌnāz,-ˌnās/
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. When a man is on the phone with you and suddenly grows testicles, saying things he would never say to your face.
2. False courage; the illusion of guts.

phon·ova·ries
/fōnˌˈōv(ə)rēz,-ˌrēs /
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. The female version of phojones.

"He does not have the cojones to say that to your face, but he has phojones"

by BrowncoatBootlegger December 4, 2018

Phloomph

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)

DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!

by SKROTO December 10, 2013

Phobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobia

the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a phobia

Phobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobia is stupid

by Hi you have polio May 13, 2020

phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “

That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008

phonographic memory

someone who remembers everything they hear

Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.

by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010

Phobophobia

Being afraid of being afraid.

This is something you can really get worked up with.

A: Don't scare him. He has phobophobia.
B: AAAAH! That was scary .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by lyomi June 13, 2012

phobophile

A "phobophile" is someone who is turned on by fear.

That murderer was a phobophile, he got turned on by his victims' fear.

by bhadwagang January 13, 2020