photorectumitis

The state of being when you have your head so far up your ass you can not see a thing, not even any light.

His continual rhetoric regarding the war leads me to believe that photorectumitis has finally set in.

by 2littlefishes November 8, 2007

Phonosexual

noun- one who is obsessed with their cell phone and seems to always talk on it.

My daughter is such a phonosexual. Last night she talked to her boyfriend for 200 minutes. Thanks for hogging up the Family Share Plan bee-otch!

by Corn Flake October 5, 2006

Phonosexual

Phonosexual describes a person who has a sexual attraction towards music or sounds.

Phonosexual kid: I reached an orgasm while listening to Skrillex.
Straight kid: You sure are a phonosexual.
Phonosexual kid:I sure am, I'm so turned on by music.

by EdnaExecution December 28, 2011

Phonosexual

Someone who has phone sex!

Jeremy is in there jerking off on the phone he is such a phonosexual

by kemikalkaos August 22, 2008

phonovert

a person who only really talks while on a phone

Me: Hi whats up?
Her: Nothing.
Me: Wanna talk?
Her: No.
on the phone
Me: Hi? Whats up?
Her: OMG! You just wouldn't believe what happened today I saw this thing at this place and blah blah blah blah
Me: Okay... Yeah I got to go.
later on
Me thinking to myself: WOW. I had no idea that she was such a phonovert.

by thgirwtrac January 25, 2009

phonectual

Liking or being able to read and use words and sentences in every day life.

Eric Belsky does not like to read because he is not phonectual.

by smalldickballa September 14, 2009