University of Phoenix

The McDonalds of education.

I got drunk right before the SAT, so I had to attend the University of Phoenix.

by gmwdim March 18, 2013

Phoenix Riot Shield

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.

Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011

River Phoenix

Outstanding actor. And a great child actor as well. Unfortunately, his life ended from drug using in 1993. He was 23 years old. If he was still alive, he'd probably be one of the greatest actors of his generation.

His highlights include; Stand by Me, Running on Empty, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and My Own Private Idaho (his best role).

River Phoenix, 1970-1993. RIP

by Kyle March 22, 2005

Phoenix SC

A dude that posts cursed minecraft videos on youtube

Hey that dude phoenix SC posted a cursed minecraft video

by jackpotsadgirl January 3, 2021

river phoenix

kick ass actor who became a cult icon in 'my own private idaho'. campainged for animal rights and wrote some excellent songs with his band Aleka's Attic. died October 31st 1993, the result of an overdose of cocaine and heroin.

"did you hear that old Frusciante solo track with River Phoenix?"

"yeah dude, shame he died, he was awesome"

by jon_mm April 17, 2008

Phoenixville

Located in the metro area around 40 minutes from Philadelphia in Chester County.... is a mini Guatemala full of wannabe thugs and preppies alike, where they all drink, work, and live for the downtown section with breweries where everyone knows and airs out your dirty laundry bc of how small the population is. Not usually a place people would be proud to be from but strangely are. population is somewhat diverse but not enough to compensate for the equal amount of boredom you're apart of.

"Yeah i'm from Philly!! Phoenixville!"
"Oh i've never heard of that place before where is it near?"
"15 mins from Valley Forge Casino and the KOP mall!"

by The PhoenixVILLIAN February 11, 2023

Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005