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phorgasm

Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.
Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.
by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010
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Polegasm

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.
I had a polegasm in PE
by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010
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pokegasm

A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.
You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!
by M. Kittens May 10, 2005
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Piongasms

Any sexual stimulation from being asked a grammatical question.
Caleb's piongasms were so intense he had to hide his erection with his grammar book and go to the nurse's office.
by smartinftw April 30, 2009
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Phoneism

phoneism is judging a phone that is not as good as another phone.
guy 1:eww the samsung is so bad unlike the iphone!

guy2: hey dude that’s phoneism. don’t say that man
by itsthatpersson556 April 2, 2018
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photogasm

When taking a picture with a digital camera, then immediately looking at the back of the camera and O-O-O-O, that was a good one! Usually with a jubilant O-face.
Wow, enough with the photogasms. Just take the picture so we can get out of here.
by Scott Fratelli December 15, 2008
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Pondgasm

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.
MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch
by pond_luva September 24, 2009
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