phenology

The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, especially in relation to climate and plant and animal life.

The phenology of plants might include looking at the rise and fall of flowers and leaves through the seasons.

by ballinjack September 28, 2017

Philogy

Philogy is a mixture of two words- Philosophy and Logic. It means the study of philosophy and logic at the same time. In other words, it is the branch of knowledge that deals with philosophy and logic.

A: Have you heard about 'philogy'?
B: No. What is 'philogy'?
A: Philogy means the study of philosophy and logic at the same time. In other words, it is the branch of knowledge that deals with philosophy and logic.
B: Ok. Who is the inventor of 'philogy'?
A: Md. Ziaul Haque, a poet, writer, novelist, songwriter, actor, researcher from Bangladesh talked about it first in his Haqueian Verse titled 'Philogy'.
B: That is so new and enlightening! Thank you a lot for this information.
A: Welcome.

by Rajeeb2014 June 27, 2018

historical phonology

The phenology of sound as the only artifact of the past.

The successor to the dialectical materialism of Karl Marx.

Historical phonology is the Saussurean recursion over Marxism's historical materialism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

philogynist

Someone who loves women so much he refuses fat hairy dudes the privilege of that appellation.

You call me sceptical towards gender theories; I rather consider myself a philogynist.

by shamethedevil February 1, 2017

pitology

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).

When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Phailology

Phailology is the study of phailing. Many people on the internet love phailology and study it.. Phailology is performed by many people on /b/, something awful and many other online communities.

Bob: Hey Jim! I just got my PhD degree in phailology!

Jim: How?

Bob: I went on forchonz and I started pissing people off.

Jim: But how'd you get the degree?

Bob: idk u noobz0rz lulz

by Ultimatepuff February 24, 2008

philologist

pronounced {fi-lol-uh-jist}, from the root word Dr. Phil*
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books

*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."

Female 1: My kid was hollering for a toy at Target yesterday, and as I was fixin' to whoop him, the lady behind me in line tells me that I shouldn't spank my kids because it will emotionally scar them for life.

Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!

by mistresskeke June 6, 2013