pheanix

A term commonly used to describe a poser and/or noob. Pheanixes are known to excessively copy their friends' actions in an unnecessary fashion. Pheanixes also have the false belief that if they where leather jackets everyday, they might somehow impress a girl way out of their league. They also are undoubtedly the worse spellers in the universe. Pheanixes usually have a bad tendency to make up the worst usernames that are humanly possible. Ex: xXBladeLedgendsXx, Riderz, FlamingGuitar, SuperFlare, Frostbyte, Denumflare44, Starwars33, and where the name came from... Pheanixflare etc. Pheanixes' names usually start with a lower case "d" referring to their small dicks.

Pheanixes have a unavoidable urge to think that everything they do is at least 13.37 times cooler than it actually is. They enjoy ditching their friends in order to seem cool. It never works. Pheanixes also will do anything in their ability to become popular. Note that if the person you are trying to distinguish as a Pheanix is popular, they are NOT a Pheanix. They enjoy activities like: lying about watching porn to gain respect from their friends, wearing trade-mark clothing that their friends enjoy wearing, playing with Pokemon cards, denying the obvious fact that they play with Poekemon cards, singing annoying French songs, buying itunes music from the topcharts list, and showering on a weekly basis.

A Pheanix over hears a popular kid saying he just got a really cool Long board. The Pheanix comes to school the next day with a cheap long board bought the night before along with $200 skate shoes also bought the night before.

by TickleMeElmo14 February 10, 2014

Phesant Fucker

A person who has sexual intercource with phesants.

Dave - You been fucking phesants again ?

Clive - Yeah, i just cant help it !!!

Dave - You're such a phesant fucker, you need help man !!!

by jh1983 September 23, 2009

Phaganism

A term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge

Some common Phaganisms are: "anything under 100 dollars is free", "re-occuring current occurances", "ruples do not exist", "such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body", "catroner", "check-weigher check-weigher"

by Sanofi Packaging 2nd Shift June 28, 2008

Phelan

A collection of buildings and trees that just barely qualifies as a town in Southern California. If anything, a hellhole is a better name for it because the weather can never make up its fucking mind. Its main features are Stater Brothers and Serrano High School. A majority of the residents are doing or have done some kind of illegal drug, due to the fact that all the drug dealers gather at the high school. The football team and academics are actually pretty good, but that's because of the drugs too. In the winter, everyone goes to Wrightwood because it's better there. In the summer, they go back to Wrightwood. During the spring and autumn, they go find whatever relatives they have who don't live in Phelan and stay there. Despite all the bad things people say about Phelan, they all secretly love it here.

Person 1: I live in Phelan.
Person 2: You poor thing.

by Lallafrall December 14, 2011

Phevanie

A feeling stronger than love itself; Declaring a strong bond to another

Phevanie, my darling.

by opruh March 19, 2019

phelan

An over all awesome dude, who's not famous now but YOU JUST WAIT MOTHA FUCKA!!!

CHILL phelan

by ryhmen April 22, 2013

Pheanix

Pheanix is a complete weirdo shes kind of a softie but once you get to know her she shows how weird and funny she is, dont get on her bad side though, cause she will woop.your.ass. they also hate meeting new people and are introverts. my names pheanix so im just relating to myself

Someone who isnt my friend and sees me: was that pheanix, shes a total softie and really quiet.
My friend or bff that sees me: Why are you so weird ->-

by Aesthetic._.Alien May 16, 2020