by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009
Get the Phantom Pooer mug.When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.
Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
by Boozle December 15, 2008
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A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.
I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!
by TeamTrox March 18, 2006
Get the phantom poop mug.Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.
by Dan Haber December 3, 2005
Get the phantom-poof mug.An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017
Get the Phantom Pooper mug.Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."
What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
by amos anon March 30, 2009
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