phallusy

The term phallusy denotes any statement used in an online forum that may not necessarily be in agreement with other users and in particular, moderators. By referring to said statement as a phallusy, the user is typically trying to indicate a falsehood, promote their own importance, and the announce the relative ignorance of the issuer of said statement and signal an oncoming personal attack generally resulting in the use of the phrase: dickhead.
Me stating that you have presented a logical phallusy with this topic ...
by gpc10347 April 08, 2006
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Logical Phallusy

A clearly defined error in reasoning used to support or refute an argument about sexual prowess.
The assumption that having a bigger and/or more powerful car makes you a bigger and/or more powerful man is a logical phallusy.
by Alexandra Stuart April 07, 2008
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Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.
I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.
by Martha Nose October 08, 2007
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Logical Phallusy

1: Dude did you see John punch that guy in the throat?
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.
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Sunk Cost Phallusy

To follow through on an endeavour like a giant, flaccid, wart-riddled penis despite the already-invested time and cost outweighing the benefits.
Hey Ken, shouldn’t you stop shorting GME by now? You’re clearly a victim of sunk cost phallusy
by ApeGoNuts4GME October 07, 2021
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Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).
Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...
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Phallusy Fallacy

The wrong conclusion that just because someone is a dick, they must also be wrong.
I know he's a dick, but that doesn't mean he's wrong. That's a phallusy fallacy.
by Mal Adjusted October 01, 2024
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