PhD

1. A Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Proof of Intelligence.
3. Something which Ian will not ever achieve.

1. In answering a question on qualifications:
Dude#1: "Yo - which one'a y'all got a PhD??"
Dude#2: "yes"
Dude#3: "YUP"
Ian: *tears*

by Craigy October 5, 2005

PhD

Doctor of Philosophy, a person who has a PhD degree from a university

Hey Andy I'm getting my PhD in Computer Science soon!

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

PhD

Pimping Hoes Degree, its the degree that all pimps get to pimp whores.

I got my PhD at Pimp Universitie

by Bob I. March 10, 2008

PhD

A person who is basically trapped in college for the rest of his life. PhDs are also known to talk out of their asses and give long lectures about things not relevant to real life.

I'm glad I got out of college before I got that PhD.

by grad school dropout April 10, 2003

PhD

Three letters academically inclined folks long to insert after their names, as they are set to spend tens of thousands of dollars and slog through thousands of man-hours to earn it—they couldn’t care less whether their dissertations have near-zero value or impact on the outside world or not.

In an age when you can virtually order your fake PhD of any prestigious university for a few hundred bucks in a matter of days, who says that a doctorate degree is meant only for geeks or nerds?

by MathPlus November 13, 2018

PhD

Short for “Preaching, Healing, and Delivering.” The title that has spiritually been conferred on every believer of Jesus Christ, who has been commanded to share to pre-believers or unbelievers the Good News of the Lord’s gift of eternal life and His forgiveness of sins, and who has been empowered in the name of Jesus to free people from difficulties, diseases, and demons.

All born-again Christians are conferred a PhD to be fishers of men—to win souls for the Kingdom of God, so that they could end up on the right side of eternity after their last breath.

by MathPlus March 16, 2021

PhD

Pretentious hipster Douchebag degree, certifying that one is apt to frequent internet comment boards; argue for the immortality of Uwe Boll and/or think the country at large should pay attention to Williamsburg instead of nuke it.

I see by your ascot you've received your PhD.

by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag, M.D.) May 27, 2008